Britney Spears

Pop singer. Loved by prebubescent girls (and some boys), and gay men for her music. Loved by straight men because, well, she's wank material.

Resented by 20-something women because she's hotter, thinner, richer, and more successful than they'll ever be.

So what if she's a whore? I'd be a whore too if it earned me over $100 million a year...

Britney Spears by bob May 13, 2005

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Britney Spears

A beautiful and talented singer/performer/actress who is a role model for many people around the world. She is often criticised for her public breakdown from jan 2007-jan 2008 but luckily these troubles are behind her now. One of the most successful performers since Madonna and Michael Jackson and she has had a thriving career since 1998. She is also a mum to Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline.

Some songs by Britney Spears:
...Baby One More Time
Oops! I Did It Again
I'm A Slave 4 U
Toxic
Everytime
Gimme More
Piece Of Me
Womanizer
Circus
If You Seek Amy

Britney Spears by XXBS_Rocksss_XX March 3, 2009

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Britney Spears

A beautiful yet troubled pop performer who EVERYBODY hates on, yet still take the time out of their pathetic lives to write mean things about her on the internet.

Did you read that article about Britney Spears on TMZ yesterday?

Britney Spears by OC2LV March 24, 2008