Brandon

A guy who has crushes only on gay girls

Sam: Why is that guy flirting with Tiffany?
Chris: Not sure, he must be a Brandon.

by Jfjtjajjsbtjtieiwjgbhwkamdm February 2, 2017

Brandon

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.

"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"

by 6'4" November 6, 2019

Brandon

a really fun guy!!! hes the best guy ever and any girl is lucky to have him. hes adorable.

brandon, hes a really nice and funny dude

by king200 November 8, 2015

Brandon

has the biggest dick ever and you will wanna fuck him so hard its so cummy

i love brandon dickkkk

by Boss2345198 October 10, 2018

Brandon

He is very depressed and very sad. No one talks to him and no one helps but he has the best pick up lines

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theeater. If Brandon doesn’t pick u up u trip in

by BranChan June 11, 2018

Brandon

A dickhead

"Wow that Brandon is a dickhead"

by Rancel September 25, 2017

Brandon

A lousy nerd who makes a great boyfriend too. A person who is my downfall and my muse,

my worst distraction and my rhythm and blues.

Brandon is the best thing that ever happened to me!

by AbZzzZZ April 21, 2014