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Brandon

Guy who only likes lesbians
Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"

Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"

Jason: "Bro we talked about this."
by 8487 September 2, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. Brandon tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful all in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth.
Brandon doesn't know the difference between fortnite and Roblox.
by broken.brandon October 25, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a person that sometimes you can count on, but most of the time you can. He will always be there when you need him. When you start to talk to him he’s shy, but the more you talk the more you fall inlove with him. He knows how to love a person but is cautious. Nothing scares him and he will never fail to amaze you.
by butmeeeeeeem July 16, 2023
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Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
I can't imagine spending my life with Brandon.
by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is like chef kisses that's it
how tf this works
Brandon: idk either
by unci2007 January 3, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is the most genuine, caring, funny, handsome, amazing guy out there! Be careful when staring into those beautiful blue/green/golden eyes because you could get lost in them forever! You are guaranteed to laugh until you can’t breathe when you are around him. He has the biggest heart! Brandon is attentive and will always make you feel heard and accepted. He is the type of person who makes you strive to be better and do better every day. He is VERY easy to fall for because you know he will care for and protect your heart! If you’re luck enough to find yourself this absolutely amazing man, Brandon, don’t ever let him go.
“Who is that hottie over there with the cute koala socks?!”

“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”
by Koalabear April 7, 2020
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Brandon

A quiet stay at home person.Loves the lady’s and potentially kisses guys at random times. A wise young man
Brandon do you and Kanye still go out?
by Brandon.. November 9, 2020
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