A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.
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by Yobastanker September 18, 2004
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Witch is often us by raper 'n' or breakdancers of 80's to present day.
Witch is often us by raper 'n' or breakdancers of 80's to present day.
by dudes gon March 13, 2009
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Slang term used to emphasize anything that exceeds expectations. Outside of the U.S., understanding of this term is low, but international usage and acceptance is on the rise.
Origin: United States, smartphone autocorrect
Origin: United States, smartphone autocorrect
Stan: Hey, Doug when are you coming back to the U.S. for a visit?
Doug: Im not coming back for a visit, got the green card, will be staying for a bit lad.
Stan: Boom. Teeth.
Doug: What the bloody hell does that mean? I'm not from America.
Stan: You have much to learn my foreign friend.
Doug: Im not coming back for a visit, got the green card, will be staying for a bit lad.
Stan: Boom. Teeth.
Doug: What the bloody hell does that mean? I'm not from America.
Stan: You have much to learn my foreign friend.
by BMSW October 1, 2012
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1. A grade of Cannabis Sativa and any derivative of a such plant species or extract forms that are so 'loud' (potent) that it, in fact, breaks the sound barrier making it a far more intense experience than traditional loud packs. That Sonic Boom is the most wicked sticky of all the dub (Rastafarian word for marijuana). The Sonic Boom, ironically, has the potential to render it's user utterly useless and also may allow the user to exceedingly 'turn up'. The sonic Boom is so powerful that others that come within the radius of its handling may cause the party to feel the sensation of having hot-boxed more weed than that of the monkeys of the Dr. Heath/Tulane Study for weeks on end.
1. A grade of Cannabis Sativa and any derivative of a such plant species or extract forms that are so 'loud' (potent) that it, in fact, breaks the sound barrier making it a far more intense experience than traditional loud packs. That Sonic Boom is the most wicked sticky of all the dub (Rastafarian word for marijuana). The Sonic Boom, ironically, has the potential to render it's user utterly useless and also may allow the user to exceedingly 'turn up'. The sonic Boom is so powerful that others that come within the radius of its handling may cause the party to feel the sensation of having hot-boxed more weed than that of the monkeys of the Dr. Heath/Tulane Study for weeks on end.
A: We vaped some Sonic Boom last weekend, maaaaannn...
B: (interrupts) will you STFU!? You literally told me 100x already! FAAAAAKKK!!!!11!!!!
(a:) Yeah I'm done with the stuff man. Back in Nam the boys and I went off base, a few days before we headed back to the States, to get a little action. Came across some grass and I swear it was laced with LSD. It was the longest plane ride EVER! IT WAS CRAZY!
(b:)Must have been that Sonic Boom......?!..Wait Wait!,, You Do Know You Can't Smoke aci....Never mind, Ig2g
AA:Yeah cuz, I came thru with that Sonic Boom on the love thinking these hoes would would turn up witcha boy.
BB: And what happen?
AA: They dipped out so fast it was nutty...Amanda said she feel like the room.
BB: Word, wtf that mean?
AA: I'ont know cuh, but her homegirl said it took them like 2 days to drive home.
BB:BUAHHHHAHAHHAHAA they still in the driveway.
AA:WHAT!? Today still friday!?
BB: Yeah B.
AA:Shiiii, might as well turn up. You got that herb?
BB: Pshhh, I keeps that Sonic Boom..
AA:Here we go again...
B: (interrupts) will you STFU!? You literally told me 100x already! FAAAAAKKK!!!!11!!!!
(a:) Yeah I'm done with the stuff man. Back in Nam the boys and I went off base, a few days before we headed back to the States, to get a little action. Came across some grass and I swear it was laced with LSD. It was the longest plane ride EVER! IT WAS CRAZY!
(b:)Must have been that Sonic Boom......?!..Wait Wait!,, You Do Know You Can't Smoke aci....Never mind, Ig2g
AA:Yeah cuz, I came thru with that Sonic Boom on the love thinking these hoes would would turn up witcha boy.
BB: And what happen?
AA: They dipped out so fast it was nutty...Amanda said she feel like the room.
BB: Word, wtf that mean?
AA: I'ont know cuh, but her homegirl said it took them like 2 days to drive home.
BB:BUAHHHHAHAHHAHAA they still in the driveway.
AA:WHAT!? Today still friday!?
BB: Yeah B.
AA:Shiiii, might as well turn up. You got that herb?
BB: Pshhh, I keeps that Sonic Boom..
AA:Here we go again...
by Man Well February 17, 2013
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Get the Fatty Boom Batty Blunt mug.To express a feeling of joy and dominance, while at the same time trying to show to the world who you are and where you stand in the society.
To rub your achievments in an opponent or challenger's face to let them know you are in control and they cannot stop you.
Another way to say, "Who's your daddy?!?"
An expression to show people who's the boss
To rub your achievments in an opponent or challenger's face to let them know you are in control and they cannot stop you.
Another way to say, "Who's your daddy?!?"
An expression to show people who's the boss
After an intense game of table tennis the father got into his son's face and yelled, "BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!!"
by kurkiewicz June 23, 2008
Get the Boom Shaka Laka mug.Used as an exclamation when something incredibly spectacular happens. It can also be used to describe a clutch performance or an otherwise impressive feat.
As his teammate clinches a victory, Jake exclaims “Boom Baby!!”
When something 'extra' special happens, just add "Kaboom" for emphasis...
"Boom Baby, Kaboom!!!!"
When something 'extra' special happens, just add "Kaboom" for emphasis...
"Boom Baby, Kaboom!!!!"
by Rsquared December 24, 2007
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