boner

1. band: a trombone

2. band: someone who plays the trombone

1. I guess you can't play this new tune with us today, cuz you forgot your boner.

2. I'm a t-boner.

by Toria May 13, 2005

boner

An undesirable, frustrating or boring situation.

Luis: How was your class?
Aaron: Yo, it was a total boner. I wanted to eat my own flesh.
Luis: Why?
Aaron: My students are fucking retarded. I don't know what's wrong with them.

by Aaris July 23, 2007

boner

word used to describe a bummer and a downer that should LIFT your spirits

hey man, i heard your cat died. total boner dude.

hah i know right

by violet durn August 21, 2009

boner

Extremely good. Desirable.

You got Slayer tickets? Boner!

by Louis Metchke July 29, 2006

boner

the hip new catch phrase, replacing sick, cool, ill, chill, wicked and the sort, because hey, boners are cool!

a: Hey homes, check the tat!
b: whoa, what is it?
a: it's two puppies cuddling
b: boner dude!

by meatcube October 20, 2008

boner

a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control

geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$

by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009

boner

That which one uses to bone people.

I totally used my boner to bone that bonehead.

by Mathias November 8, 2005