Alabama Boiled Turkey

When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.

Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.

You: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by InfoShiter October 4, 2022

boil my bubbles

when ur extremely pissed at someone and you want to be nice so you scream “you boil my bubbles”

“you son of a bitch u boil my bubbles”

by michele_. January 14, 2019

boiled rugby cleat

When someone in there 20s looky super old like in their 50s and shit.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat."

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017

boil your teeth

A very unsettling threat that can be found in r/rareinsults and other places.

(Insert bad pun here)
User: I swear to god I am going to boil your teeth and feed them to you.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Louisville Lobster Boil

The congregation of more than 6 obese naked women in a hot tub. Not to be confused with a Charleston Clam bake, which includes 3-6 of said women.

I thought my vacation was already bad enough after seeing that Charleston Clam Bake, until I walked in on a Louisville Lobster Boil. Shit smelled awful. I threw up in my mouth.

by Khimp April 17, 2020

baby kitty boil

AKA BKB, BKB is a religious dish prepared by boiling baby kitties in a pot. BKB is served fresh and hot and will grant access to heaven upon consumption.

"I ate the baby kitty boil (BKB)"
"Then you put the baby kitty on the grill"

by babykittyboiler September 12, 2022

Philadelphia Crab boil

When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.

"I had some old bay left over, so I went to pats and gave that bitch the ol Philadelphia crab boil.

by AndyDikter May 1, 2023