Blappy

A blappy is a big gun

I saw that nigga and had to pull out the blappy

by jarlor cramps January 9, 2023

bitch blapped

When a woman with a strap on dildo uses it to hit a man in the face

Before he had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes the cross dressing lesbian pulled out her strap on dildo and bitch blapped him.

by Deejaybee August 26, 2010

backdoor blumpff

A qweef from the anus caused by too much anal sex; therefore creating a loose asshole where air can not be contained. So during anal sex, after, or just random blumpffs that are unable to be contained.

I had no idea too much anal would cause me to have so many backdoor blumpffs.

by real big deal gennie September 13, 2016

tommys.bluepremiumblonde

I tik toker on tik tok that is kind,supports LGBTQ+ and supports animal lives matter:)

Hey have you followed @tommys.bluepremiumblonde ok tik tok yet?

by I like yogurt March 31, 2021

English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.

"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."

by Shpoofy August 5, 2021

Double Blump

The act of two people giving someone a blowjob while they are shitting

I got an INSANE double blump yesterday by Ralph

by Jimmyscookin May 18, 2023

blumph

to recieve a BJ whilst dropping ass (taking a shit, doing a dump)

I'm needing a shit, do you fancy giving me a blumph?

by johny 86257 July 2, 2006