Za-Ploinking

Used to describe the act of doing exceptionally well, namely in a sport or video game

Example: "Dude Justin scored 3 goals in that game"
"i know, dude he's Za-ploinking right now."

by MeelidLyy March 31, 2023

Blokingham

Word used to describe the town of Wokingham, Berkshire, in the United Kingdom, which is renowned for having an overpopulation of males at each of its many drinking establishments

"I wanna snaffle some bapples tonight. Where we going? Not Blokingham!"

by The Cantoons October 28, 2007

Bonking Yonk

a homosexual act between two males slapping and/or rubbing dick against eachothers

Dude what does rugby mean? Oh, that means rough, ugly, guys, Bonking Yonk

by HiBob12 July 10, 2010

Blankingship

A big, hairy, veiny, fag.

ew a blankingship

by kaboominthe mouth June 17, 2011

Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017

blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.

Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.

by MacBetty July 31, 2017

bloinkiss

/bloiNGk-kis/
verb
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalDefiner April 20, 2018