Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018

K-K-Kock Blocked

When a parent forbids a child from being in a relationship based on the other childs race.

Did you hear about Trey? His dad K-K-Kock Blocked him the other day.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

c blocked

Shortening of the term Cock Block.

Dude, I was hitting on this chick and he c blocked me by showing off his Mercedes. Now she won't talk to me.

by Gavin So Complicated August 17, 2006

lap-blocked

When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.

Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.

Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!

by jezzi May 30, 2008

German Blockade

The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!

Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!

by Charlesss May 31, 2007

brickhead

A person that is known as being simple, often due to their birthplace being too northerly. They will almost certainly laugh too often, in order to cover the tracks of any jokes that they might not get. The idea basically being that they have a brick/cement head and therefore no brain.

"Oh my gosh, Jude you are such a Brickhead"
or
"Blimey, born with a brickhead or what?"
or
"Oh dear Dave, look at that poor brickhead, histerically laughing away"

by Katie Halstead February 22, 2008

cocked blocked by Bill Gates

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010