Blizzard

When you snort cocaine but sneeze and it all falls out

At a party i acidently pulled a blizzard

by Pharamasset August 22, 2016

Blizzard

A blizzard is when you ejaculate into a cup and the clip your toe-nails into it the semen. You then proceed to paint your roommate's 'Scarface' poster with what's the mixture in the cup.

Ben is wiping off his 'Scarface' poster because Max performed a blizzard.

by Bro Biden December 22, 2008

blizzard

After smoking ten blunts, thus smoking two blizzies, you have unleashed a blizzard.

"Shit, baby, I smoked so much last night, it was a fucking blizzard."

by Spoof January 25, 2005

Banana Blizzard

The Banana Blizzard is the most misunderstood and uncommon of the fruity disasters, it is completely oblivious to nearly everything and is confused and unsure of the direction it plans to go. Although the Banana Blizzard is very hard to associate yourself with, everyone should make it a goal to see at least one within their lives. See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Kiwi Landslide.

Boy; "Turn your head in a fast jerking motion. It will please me"

Girl: No way!!

Bystander: OH NO HERE COMES THE BANANA BLIZZARD!!!

by iRide4Jaden August 18, 2011

Siberian Blizzard

Girl is on her knees naked, 5 guys splooge on her from all directions at the same time.

Mandy got a Siberian Blizzard while kneeling on the floor for some b-town pimps.

by Ronny J May 9, 2006

blizzard

A nickname I gave this person who lies, stabs you in the back & makes u feel like crap on purpose. Blizzard should die & then die some more.

Person 1-"I hate Blizzard"
Person 2- "Yeah don't we all?"
Person 1-"Yupp we all certainly do!"

by 666 May 30, 2004

Blizzard

An Act of belittleing a man. After a Man cums inside a woman. She then stands over him and queefs the contents of her vagina onto the mans face and body.

"I fucked Brandy last night, I thought everything was great and then that bitch gave me a blizzard."

by Charger Brent May 31, 2006