Blitz

A wonderful discord daddy who makes deez nuts jokes for a living and pissed their pants in mimic more than once 🥺🍑👈

🥺🥺🥺Also lost 13k in marriage bot once, and forces me to watch bsd (thank you)

Blitz…. how’d you lose 17k again?

by Atlusdeeznutsaremine March 21, 2022

Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value

Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.

by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024

skull blitz

when a person is extremely high out of there mind (usually on marijuana) and the next day they have absolutely no idea what happened.

dylan: dude you were so high last night you were just staring at my cat for 3 straight hours!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!

by armeeen December 11, 2009

Blitz

A fucking depressed faggot that deserves to be fucked by James Charles for having a shield that is meant to compensate for his one inch dick that he flashes every time he uses he special and bullshit ability.

Dude im getting rape by James Charles bitch blitz

by Eatthatpussssssy3444445 April 11, 2020

Blitz Duels

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi

*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"

by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022

Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

Blitzing

The act of hitting nicotine and THC at the same time or using both drugs together constantly

I miss blitzing, I wanna blitz but I only have nic

by InsideScoop August 2, 2024