Blind Fucked

When a group of people are playing poker and right as someone is about to be the big-blind, the blinds are raised, causing that person to have to put in more money.

Kyle "Alright Nick, you're big blind, and the blinds just went up to 50/100"
Nick: "Dammit! Thats the 2nd time tonight Ive gotten Blind Fucked!"

by Bronus Wagner August 19, 2010

Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.

Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!

by Bjornn October 3, 2015

shade blind

Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color

K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"

by Yapper30 May 9, 2015

People are blind!

A very wise saying of Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug) that complies with everyone especially Adrien Agreste.

A: "If I wear this costume, people are going to recognize me as Chat Noir!"
P: "People are blind!"

by Wazzupboi23 October 14, 2020

Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"

Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"

by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017

Blind Chicken

A term sometimes used in software development, most likely in video games development, to describe the act of submitting files to the project's source control (code or asset) without testing the result locally.

Most likely used in a changelist description to warn others this change is not tested and could be a build break culprit.

Can be used in conjuncture with a Chicken Run or Ninja Chicken to become:
Blind Chicken Run: Not tested, submitted quickly before leaving the office.
Blind Ninja Chicken: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break.
Blind Ninja Chicken Run: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break quickly before leaving the office.

"Joe had to leave the office, he did a Blind Chicken so that we could start texturing Batman's nipples."

As a Changelist description:
"Batman25 - fixed Batman Rig scene to set proper orientation and fix moonwalking bug - BLIND NINJA CHICKEN RUN"

by mbdash June 29, 2018