Bismarck

This word's etymological roots are a derived from a composite of the frigid capital of North Dakota, the colossal size of the Nazi warboat, and the oft observed personal antics of the Prussian statesman after which the other two are named. It is a term used to describe the act of defecating (a good, colossal defecation) inside of a condom and freezing it for later use, violent or sexual.

Nothing satisfies a freaky lady (or man for that matter) on a hot summer day like a massive, frosty Bismarck.

by madmax1889 October 20, 2010

bidmaster

a person who is highly inteligent in "bidding" ones house. A bid consists of tp, oil, fireworks, paintballs, and saran wrap. Team 294 is one of the most famous bid teams. Basically, if a bidmaster is after u, u should just build a bomb shelter for your house because there is no escaping his bid.

I'm a bidmaster, so "WATCH OUT FOR BOMBS BAAAABY!"

Get ur binoculars out, try to see the bidmaster Paul Flemion getting your house.

by rick March 1, 2005

BigMac Foor

a fat pig that eats McDonlds everyday and has no friends

that kid eats MCDonlds every day he's a BigMac Foor

by nuddlesadf April 20, 2006

Bisalesual

A term applied to traditional real estate licensees who both list houses for sale and also sell them.

Different from the strict buyer's agents or seller's agent.

John is helping us buy the house he has listed for sale; he's bisalesual.

by Jamesleetn October 1, 2008

biomass

When all that's left of you is your body, and your soul has evacuated... i.e. to perish, to die, often by ones own hand. Often cited in the videogame 'EVE Online' due to an affect that happens to your character when it dies, resulting in a corpse floating in space with the item category: 'biomass'.

Person 1: Hey, I just spent my last 2$ to my name on a lottery ticket and got nothing back... can you hook me up with a smoke?
Person 2: Bro, just Biomass.

by M0tan April 11, 2017

bismarck

A bismarck is when you take your dick and slap it across someone else's face. If you are gay, then you will do it do another guy. If you are sraight, then you will do it to another girl. It is pretty nasty and sick people do that.

Take for example a conversation between a freak named Josh and his sister Jaime.
Josh: Hey Jaime do you want a bismarck?
Jaime: What is a bismarck?
Josh: It's when I take my penis and slap it across your face.
Jaime: Oh my god, thats nasty. I can't believe you said that. I'm telling mom.
Josh: Hey you still haven't answered my question. Do you want a bismarck?

by The INDIAN PIMP from NSA July 30, 2008

Bisa

often a girl, usually sexy,(if not sexy then cute) bitchy when insecure,narcissistc,over dramtic, but lots of fun to hang out with hangs with a select group not because they are snobby but because they have trust issues. If you want to know them better you should once your friends they are probably fun.
note: if guy might have issues becuase he has a girl name

Bisa's have at least 3 of the following:
1) girl with high heels on laughing with her friends
2) snobby girl you dont like but for some reason others do
3) girl who looks like a bitch and is loud
4) never seen her cry in public
5) breaks out into song/dance
6) protective of friends
(note: someone can be a bisa without having the name)

by jazzydef December 1, 2009