Meat Biscuit

The fleshy sack(s) that hang below a male’s shaft that vary in size, effectiveness, and hairiness. There are as many variations in the appearance and size, but all fall under this title. Meat Biscuits produce baby batter and during times of eroticism spread this batter to the males body and eventually coats the brain causing an already bone ready male to exceed their normal limitations of acquiring a sex partner. Males under this influence will openly spend most of their hard earned cash on liquor, gifts, and dinner with the intent of placing their shaft in a flesh pocket hoping to shoot the baby batter out of the meat biscuits.

After spending all my fucking cash on this lady I finally got the pleasure of slapping my meat biscuits off her busted rump roast.

by blumpkins and dreams June 20, 2012

Wanky biscuit

A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.

It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.

The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit

Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.

by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009

Biscuit kid

The really white fat kid you see in your gym class, who also very strangely is addicted to KFC

Damn that's one Fat-ass biscuit Kid

by soup'n taters March 11, 2015

Love Biscuits

A juicy pair of women's buttocks. A plump derriere. A backside that simulataneously captures a man's heart and imagination. The reason they wrote the song, "Pull over that ass is too fat."

"Boy, you best take me out somewhere fancy for dinner tonight. If not, ain't no way you squeezin on these "love biscuits."

by RJshattypants May 4, 2010

Home Biscuit

A term used to refer to someone who is white and uses his white characteristics to make friends with most everyone he/she meets. Usually an extremely funny individual who makes a joke out of everything but can have serious moments as well.
A look into the mind of a "Home Biscuit" is very interesting. He/She may come off as dumb but is usually very intellectual. The origin of this name is unknown.

Also a "Home Biscuit" is usually pleasantly plump, meaning the perfect balance between biggie smalls fat and cute baby bunny chubby

Hey do you know that kid?
Yea man thats Home biscuit
Home Biscuit... what's his real name?
I don't know but who cares he's hilarious.

by Danjut1 September 17, 2010

Biscuit Hooks

n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.

Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!

Matt: (grabbing at the chips)

Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!

by macstavern August 26, 2009

Biscuit Moment

The precise moment when a player, usual on a first person shooter reaches for a biscuit to their side, thus momentarily leaving their controller and making themselves vulnerable to sniper fire. More predominantly known as the KitKat moment in the UK.

Biscuit Moment: Whilst playing Call Of Duty 4 online, Tim reached for the conveniently placed biscuits to his left only to find once returning that he had been shot in the head by a sniper.

Whilst targeting this guy online I was waiting for the all important KitKat moment before taking appropriate action.

by Gippon January 8, 2009