by soup'n taters March 11, 2015

A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.
It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit
Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009

A juicy pair of women's buttocks. A plump derriere. A backside that simulataneously captures a man's heart and imagination. The reason they wrote the song, "Pull over that ass is too fat."
"Boy, you best take me out somewhere fancy for dinner tonight. If not, ain't no way you squeezin on these "love biscuits."
by RJshattypants May 4, 2010

A term used to refer to someone who is white and uses his white characteristics to make friends with most everyone he/she meets. Usually an extremely funny individual who makes a joke out of everything but can have serious moments as well.
A look into the mind of a "Home Biscuit" is very interesting. He/She may come off as dumb but is usually very intellectual. The origin of this name is unknown.
Also a "Home Biscuit" is usually pleasantly plump, meaning the perfect balance between biggie smalls fat and cute baby bunny chubby
A look into the mind of a "Home Biscuit" is very interesting. He/She may come off as dumb but is usually very intellectual. The origin of this name is unknown.
Also a "Home Biscuit" is usually pleasantly plump, meaning the perfect balance between biggie smalls fat and cute baby bunny chubby
Hey do you know that kid?
Yea man thats Home biscuit
Home Biscuit... what's his real name?
I don't know but who cares he's hilarious.
Yea man thats Home biscuit
Home Biscuit... what's his real name?
I don't know but who cares he's hilarious.
by Danjut1 September 17, 2010

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
by MecaChar February 2, 2021

n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.
Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
by macstavern August 26, 2009
