Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.

President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.

by That guy with the thing there April 28, 2011

give birth to a negro

to take a montrous shit

damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!

by KDIZZO March 24, 2005

child birth

When u succ ur bumhole so hard your partner gives birth through their nose.

Wow child birthat is great.

by Doggylicker69 February 25, 2018

Male Birth Control

Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite

- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic

- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open

“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control”

by sydtoasty June 30, 2021

Birth Control Roulette

A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!

Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide

by psuedonym jones April 16, 2021

Haps birth yo

Alternative phrasing for "Happy Birthday". Used also on social media when wishing someone a happy birthday, and don't want to be the person who writes"Happy Birthday" as it has already been left in the comments two or more times.

Today is Becca's birthday. "Hey Becca Haps Birth yo"

by Leprechauncle December 20, 2019

birth control day

a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work

the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!

by kixxarse July 30, 2010