Bert

Term for an absolute skeezer that can’t get over a lil thottie. He tends to say very depressing things and does some bitch shit constantly for attention.

damn bruh! Quit being such a bert
He just got his heartbroken, hopefully he doesn’t become a real Bert

by stevowen March 22, 2019

bert

Somebody that you know from Alberta

"Ryan's a bert"

"What's up, bert?"

by lilhip February 28, 2017

TITE NI BERT

BIG PENIS AND SMALL BALLS

TITE NI BERT MALIIT

by BULLYMAN December 17, 2019

Bert

A bert is a specific person that has a large head and has a small body.

“Ugh omg... she is built like a bert!”

by stinkyhead1234 April 24, 2019

Bert

A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit

I fucking live Bert the nutter

by bertlover January 5, 2019

Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.

"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"

by shackwiz January 14, 2019

Bert McCracken

a useless untalented meth head

Bert McCracken is such a drug addict

by Northstar56 February 24, 2020