by Bobthepooper September 28, 2017
A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
by teh_universe May 16, 2010
by Nick the one and only February 04, 2022
A very sensitive and outgoing, sometimes annoying creature. She might not be prettiest of them all but i would say she's a 5/10 on a good day. Any other day i would give her a 3/10, she has delicate features and likes to wear t-shirts.
Michael-"Did you see Bernie today?"
Ryan-"Yeah, she was crying because someone was showing their toes in public."
Ryan-"Yeah, she was crying because someone was showing their toes in public."
by rapidfire101 July 28, 2018
by Mobkeylover234 March 25, 2018
A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!
by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019
Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.
by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 25, 2021