Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.

Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*

by HeyItsR13 September 4, 2018

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

by anonymous May 2, 2023

mentally unstable teen who is mentally stable because of how unstable they are

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im thriving bc im mentally unstable teen who is mentally stable because of how unstable they are

by wsretfgcvhbjk August 26, 2021

Because of this

1.Aggressive pick up line, before drunkenly making out with someone

2. A reference to a Llama, El Paca or any other packing animal of the Andies.

Little Boy:"Is your boyfriend going to be mad"
Girl:"Why?"
Little Boy:"Because of this!!!!!"

"Because of this Mark freaked out."

by Cheshire VBall February 5, 2009

These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons!

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

by Kenthar August 21, 2003

It's funny because you are adopted

something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:

Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!

COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted

Adopted Kid:no it's not

Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!

Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine

Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

You can't see because your heads up your ass

A phrase coined by American heavy metal band Pantera in the 1992 track " Regular People. " This phrase simply means a person has their head so far entrenched in their anal cavity that they cannot see the obvious in front of them.

Can be used in any tense past or present.

"Hey dickhead! You can't see because your heads up your ass!"
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."

by Microhard726 August 3, 2020