1.)Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling thing I have ever fucked.
2.)Your slimy beaver is nasty I wouldnt hit that shit with a ten foot pole.
2.)Your slimy beaver is nasty I wouldnt hit that shit with a ten foot pole.
by j-rod and amanda April 28, 2005
Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.
by Ben Hawks March 08, 2007
Some may think its taboo because they strip down and rub their pussys against each other, but sisters Christy and Katie really love beaver kissing.
by Pat The Trick August 08, 2008
by pornkingEDDIE August 08, 2006
Making your hand into a "thumbs up" position, and then hitting someone in the butthole with the thumb while screeching "Beaver claw!" This is normally done through the clothing to someone bending over.
by GH057ayame May 14, 2006
In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
Guy 1: "Dude, did you sink it last night?"
Guy 2: "Nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. I just couldn't do it."
Guy 1: "That's grody!"
Guy 2: "Nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. I just couldn't do it."
Guy 1: "That's grody!"
by Hunter Beavers June 04, 2011