Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

barbie

The plastic/silicone version of Paris Hilton with a variety of high-paying college-graduate jobs.

Dumb Girl 1: "Oh, look, it's surgeon barbie!"

Dumb Girl 2: "Oh, look, it's barbie, the real-estate mogul from Dubai!

Wise Man: "Oh, look, it's crackhead/anorexic barbie, the underweight model from Hollywood's dumpster!"

by mark101 June 15, 2008

tender babies

Babies that are tender; or plump. Taste best either deep fried or baked.
Caution: Over-baking causes loss of fat. Babies may become dry and the source of protein will be lost. So be careful!

Guy 1: Hey man, whats for dinner?
Guy 2: Shake n' bake'n some tender babies!
Guy 1: Sweet man don't over-cook them. I need my protein.

by Mike Davis III October 18, 2005

Making Babies

The act of contributing to overpopulation

Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.

by a babies goad May 5, 2017

Barbie

A young to middle-aged woman with large fake breasts, Over pumped saline lips, Blonde Hair, A Small waist line, and usually drives a Mercedes-Benz or BMW, and is generally rich from a husband or boyfriend or both, and lives on the most Western or Eastern coasts of the United States.

She is such a "barbie" with her fake breasts and fancy car.

by Tawni Dulan April 18, 2008

Barbie Dolls

A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that one can squeeze, smush in or bend back making difficult hair brushing easy. And they have legs that can be bent and pliable for sitting. The doll's arms can be straight, bent or L-shaped, or movable by screwed elbows.

Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:

Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)

If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.

by twistedbabydoll August 16, 2007

eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.

I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 3, 2004