The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.
This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.
Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.
This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.
Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.
Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.
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an obnoxious and totally inane string of emails, usually comprised of a first inane email sent out to a large list by accident and followed by many brilliant "reply all" responses requesting to be taken off said list, then followed by "reply all" responses to those responses explaining to everyone on the list that they should not reply all.
by qualia April 24, 2008
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"Hey Duncan have you seen my medal?"
"Oh I'm sorry Bedders! have you not already SnapChatted me something to do with that?"
"Can I have a beer please"
"Sure, did you see my trophy?"
"Who are you? Bedders! Give me my beer"
"Oh I'm sorry Bedders! have you not already SnapChatted me something to do with that?"
"Can I have a beer please"
"Sure, did you see my trophy?"
"Who are you? Bedders! Give me my beer"
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Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.
In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.
In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
by quesondriac October 15, 2013
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Can also mean hungover.
Can also mean hungover.
1. I had the council joiner in my flat to re-new my doors. He packed the hinges out with torn-up pieces of cardboard, he's as rough as a badgers tadger!
2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!
2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!
by YoungBobster March 2, 2014
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1. Fyfaen unge Ferraris konsert ble avlyst, kommer til å bæde på noen as er så jævlig sinna
2. Hun stakk legit fingern sin i ræva mi når vi pulte, hun bæder
2. Hun stakk legit fingern sin i ræva mi når vi pulte, hun bæder
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