Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or becoming another power-hungry staff.

Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?
Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?
Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?
Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.

by LuluB March 19, 2009

bachoko

An uncircumsized human penis.

That bachoko looks like a pig-in-a-blanket.

by ExS September 29, 2004

bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007

bachtree

Bachtree is a word used in Toronto/Mississauga . which is a scenario where one female is getting dealt with by 2 males.

yo fam you tryna bachtree this ting?
You already know G

by GangStyleOGjutsu September 4, 2017

confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay

He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson

by jawnlocked March 6, 2017

Baby Bachelor Party

A "bachelor" party thrown for a father to be on the day of the expecting mothers's baby shower. Hall passes are rare in this world and get even more scarce after a baby so take advantage when you can.

My wife had her baby shower yesterday so my boys threw me a "Baby Bachelor Party" where we proceeded to d0 our best impression of "The Hangover"...

by Freeslouz April 13, 2011

Bachooski

Any type of living being who shows a lot of joyful and/or happy emotion, often found in humans but can also be used towards an animal or insect.

That guy over there is being such a bachooski that it's starting to get on my nerves" "I wish I had more bachooski in me just like that guy

by x8elemental8x July 22, 2010