Cervix Bruiser 

A penis so large that it can and will bruise any cervix or bussy (large cock)

My friends dick is so big it's a cervix Bruiser

Cervix Bruiser by dtk801 March 25, 2025

Butthole Bruiser 

Butthole Bruiser: A human being who drives an obnoxiously loud and lifted truck, with lights in the wheels brighter than anyone's possible future.

Bryan really became a Butthole Bruiser when he bought that 2011 Dodge Cummins with the rock lights

Butthole Bruiser by XerxesManifest June 8, 2025

smash bros bruise

When you get bruised from sec

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise

smash bros bruise by The only pug July 16, 2021

a brodie bruise

day one in prison segregation gets nonce bashed

a brodie bruise rage

a brodie bruise by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

i think you'd leave bruises 

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

i think you'd leave bruises by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021