bog snorkeler

n. one who snorkels bogs (think about it...)
Geez...I can't believe you did that, you're such a bog snorkeler!
by kat July 5, 2003
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bog stomp

Placing a person's face on top of a bog and repeatedly stomping the back of their head, forcing it deeper and deeper in to the bog until their lungs are filled completely with water.
He rick rolled me so many times, I bog stomped his fagoty face to china!
by Too Much Hax December 9, 2008
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Bog Trogg

The men/women that hang around in the toilets of busy bars and night clubs with various perfumes, aftershave, chewing gum etc. So that if you pay them you can "freshen up" when out on the pull so you dont smell like a decomposing sewer-rat.
Them birds are quite fit, i think ill pay a visit to the Bog-Trogg before i go and speak to them, i stink.
by AndyW September 7, 2005
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bog run

A journey or adventure that occurs inside an appropriate automobile, where the passengers consume copious quantities of xxxx bitter, thus becoming extremely inebriated and dangerously boisterous.
We are actally going on a bog run... He's not even joking.
by Whipeter November 5, 2007
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Bog Booking

The art of using Facebook on your laptop or mobile phone while using the toilet. Caution is advised however when doing this as my own mobile ended it's life during a particularly extended bog booking period by attempting to escape through the toilet.
Oh my god I'm so multi talented. I've just been bog booking you for the past hour.
by TheRealDean August 6, 2011
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bourbon bog

After a hard night on the bourbon you will usually find that the next morning that it can be quite difficult to do a turd, it is quite large, very dark brown and unnusually sticky, this is called the bourbon bog.
my bourbon bog was so sticky and enlarged that i was on the toilet for at least 3 hours and it ripped all the hair from my ass on its way out.
by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004
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Master Bog

The person in Runescape that is most likely to be killing you via a Godsword.
Damn, Master Bog just killed me again.
by DanCro09 June 17, 2009
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