Draft Board

The system used when a person is going over all of their options before cuffing season.
When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.

Tom: bro I made my draft board, but I think someone is going to draft(cuff) my #1 before me.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.

by coywow September 22, 2022

ouija board

Satan! - The Board Game!

dat is some seriously fucked up shit right there i'm not kiddin ya neither

by meatwad September 10, 2004

The Main Board

The Main Board is the most deluded place on the whole of the innernet, making it extremely amusing for both Saints fans and the rest of the world alike.

The Main Board consists of typical fred such as the one below!

Poster 1: I heard Paul Allen is coming to Saints
Poster 2: hcdajfu
Poster 3: O'RLY
Poster 4: Wow this is great we will be the best team in the world in no time!
Poster 5: We're going to be better than Pompey again!
Poster 6: That'll shut Corp Ho up!
Poster 7: w00t!
Poster 8: I'm going to take over saints.
Poster 9: Lets just focus on our next game for now!
Poster 10: OK, I think we will win!

by wwwwwwwwww December 10, 2007

electric board

Where the humorless and repressed members of guitar.com hang out. Lots of awesome threads about adding 7ths to major chords and complaining about how a picture posted on the misc board made their eyes burn.

"hay guys, whoz the better guitar playa??/
Slash or harry titz from knobsmack? lolz, I think thay can shred!!1"

Check it out for more uber intelligent debates and discussion.

by sentinel May 28, 2004

bulletin board

A bulletin board is an electronic message center that usually serves a specific interest group. One reaches a bulletin board through the Internet, and then reads or posts messages to relate to others who frequent the specific board.

Hi Jak, I read your post on the bulletin board!

by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

Message board whore

A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.

Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Mrs Patooty June 9, 2009

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013