Blakin

The act of a friend breaking your shit and not giving a damn because it's not his.

Guy 1: "You just broke my ipod"
Blake: "O well, not mine"
Guy 1 " There you go blaking shit again”

by Blank15 December 31, 2008

barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

Barking Crab

When one excretes feces and is straddled by another, excreting feces between ones legs.. all feet must be touching the ground.

"I had to wipe the shit off my balls, because my lady and i did the barking crab last night"

by Beefmasterconan August 16, 2011

blacking up

The act of shifting a motor vehicle into reverse gear while on a highway in order to back up and to get onto an exit ramp one has already passed. This term comes from the New York Metro area, where Asians and Caucasians have conducted a nonscientific study by looking to see what the person taking this action looked like only to find that they are black at least 90% of the time.

"Look at this fucking guy blacking up on the highway..."

by ISwearIMnotRacist June 10, 2013

dogs are barking

Your feet fucking hurt, stink, and reek.

From the movie "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

"My dogs are barking" *Removes Shoes and Socks.

by Mitochondria2009 November 28, 2009

blarting

After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.

Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks!

by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011

Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.

( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.

by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008