When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.
She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.
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Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".
Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".
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Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
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I was so blendered last night, i was on Jupitanus 8 with momgoat, plastic schism-free fry doing buff minus.
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