Biscuit Head

A dry ass dome. May I dare even say a dome more dry than Popeyes biscuits

Sheeesh this nigga got dandruff flakes falling all out his head like issa whole snowglobe bro get you some conditioner you ole biscuit head mf

by Daddy's Patties June 23, 2021

biscuit lippin

a friendly alternative to "nigger lippin" while amongst mixed company

what the fuck?!? why are you ni , i mean biscuit lippin this shit, do it again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

by jordan emery June 12, 2008

Biscuit tities

Titties that are small but perky, just enough to fill up the palm or you hand.

Damn that girl Maddy got some biscuit tities

by Willlllg May 28, 2019

biscuit lip

Noun: Derogatory statement for black people, especially those with large lips.

What was the name of that shrimp boatin’ biscuit lip in Forrest Gump?

by Alabama moonshark July 19, 2019

Biscuit knees

If a fat kid has biscuit knees and he's about to go on a slip 'n' slide, it means he's ready to party! Warning: It is NOT Mic Jagger!

Seth Meyers: That guy looks lame.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.

by LMG123 November 26, 2010

biscuit race

a gathering of two or more males who then race to see who can masturbate onto a biscuit (cookie, piece of bread, whatever) first. The last to get off must then eat the biscuit in front of everyone else.

after losing the biscuit race but then had to eat the ritz cracker drenched in his friends manhood

by manrilla14 November 26, 2003

biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.

1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."

by waywardspooky June 15, 2005