Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness

“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”

by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021

Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping

My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.

by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025

bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.

by Micro Mage March 13, 2020

Bidet-ing

The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole

Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now

by Jack Smashers April 26, 2020

NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

Spotting one junkie in a crowd eating another junkie's asshole.

Damn khed I'm so hungry I could even go for a NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

by RealQIssues July 3, 2023

Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 22, 2023

Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.

Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.

by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011