Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024

Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.

I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.

by skidooboyspoopin December 17, 2024

Oklahoman Bidet

A sex move where your partner shits out diarrhea onto your urethra.

and then when your about to cum

you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.

John: "let me give you a Oklahoman bidet"

Abigail: "hell nah"

by GoonKaboom480 July 17, 2025

Thai bidet

a ladyboy's tongue

Little did he know, the lady he chose for his soapy massage was actually a boy, and this ladyboy performed her signature Thai bidet service on him.

by Brendones November 13, 2025

Alaskan bidet

The act of putting an ice cube up your ass to clean your ass after pooping.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to pull out the Alaskan bidet method.

by Nanna elson November 17, 2025

Prison Bidet

When an incarcerated individual urinates on a fellow inmate's booty hole.

There was no toilet paper left in Billy's cell, so his cellmate, Johnny, gave him a prison bidet.

by Grumkin December 14, 2025

Northern Bidet

When you fall through the seat on the toilet and you touch the water in the bowl and flush.

I met a girl on a train to York and heard a girl say she was so small she slipped through the seat and enjoyed it. Flushed too.
Gave herself a Northern Bidet!

by TheSkankerOneMainG March 21, 2025