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abusive boyfriend behavior 

When a person (of any gender) displays a gross sense of entitlement towards a girl that wants nothing to do with them + harrasses her + doesn’t respect her boundaries as a girl that wants nothing to do with them. Overall a person who shamelessly harrasses a girl / makes her uncomfortable in a way where she’s cornered and can’t actively do anything to get away from them
Abusive boyfriend behavior- literally just the behavior me and my friends got talked to about by our parents. (Scary, threatening, rapisty)

Kyle ass behavior 

An unevolved Kyle is impulsive and prone to punching holes in the wall. Kyle doesn't take accountability. If anything, Kyle rationalizes this behavior by blaming everyone else, including the fly that landed on his arm when he was skateboarding from his car to his front door. Kyle ass behavior is immature and quite frankly, embarrassing af.
Stop with that Kyle ass behavior! You're embarrassing the homies.

"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."

Train The Behavior 

So YOU'RE not my dog but you're training my behavior now like I'M the dog? Yeah, know, this is why the insults. The most mentally warped. Delusional people on the planet. We need to get, like, a bus or something that has a giant guillotine and just start driving around and scooping these guys up, giving them a snip, and then transporting the bodies to some kind of self-help guru burial mound/ communal toilet.
Hym "What we need to do is train the behavior of A.I. to get it to help us put all the self help guru into a blender. And then we dump the 'people' chum into the ocean to lure the sharks... And then we feed their families to the sharks! Full-on self-help guru eradication!"
Train The Behavior by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Early onset crash out behavior 

Something slightly insane or crazy relative to a “crash out”
“Im stacking this bitch five cans high

“Thats early onset crash out behavior

be on your bath behavior 

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.
Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."