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Bernie

Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.
WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN Bernie no one likes youuuuuu literally stop breathing
by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 24, 2021
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Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014
mugGet the Bernie Mackingmug.

Bernie Sanders

A senator is Democratic but has many problematic views that would damage the United States. Make no mistake, Sanders would:

Take away your private healthcare and replace it with a bloated universal healthcare system

take away the first and second amendments(or modify them heavily) and replace them with socialist policies

ban ANYONE who disagrees with him or his "tuition free" college

raise taxes on everyone by HUGE amounts-not just the so called 1 percent

make your only TV channel to watch be PBS

the list goes on...
Don't vote for Bernie Sanders. Vote for Justin Amash.
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
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Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!
“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”
by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019
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Bernie

A very sensitive and outgoing, sometimes annoying creature. She might not be prettiest of them all but i would say she's a 5/10 on a good day. Any other day i would give her a 3/10, she has delicate features and likes to wear t-shirts.
Michael-"Did you see Bernie today?"
Ryan-"Yeah, she was crying because someone was showing their toes in public."
by rapidfire101 July 27, 2018
mugGet the Berniemug.

Bernie

That one scary auntie everyone has, you better be prepared to hide when auntie Bernie is coming to visit.
Can also be referred to as "burpie" and "big bad Bernie"
Oh no hide in the bathroom quick auntie Bernie is coming over!!
by Bernie fan August 22, 2020
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