Three breasted Eaglemonster

a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.

After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it

Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted

by phunkmaster June 9, 2009

double breasted cock gobbler

a very rare yet often found big titied woman who likes the cock in her mouth or
a man or woman who you just cant get enuff cuss words in for...

good god look at that double breasted cock gobbler!

man that fucking double breasted cock gobbling bitch!

by scott doom January 5, 2010

ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.

last night I totally ASS BLASTED her

by Assclapatous April 13, 2019

you got basted

It when the baser touches something smelly or gross Like your foot or some other body part normally not discovered ect. And then brushes the other person normally wife or girlfriend in face front and back with your hand while saying "you got basted."

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

the basting can be blocked by the victim, if the victim can block one or more of the brush strokes the the actor must "re-dip" or the basting does not count

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

by nickv12 July 24, 2011

blasted

(Adj) A combination of the words blown and wasted, implying that you have mixed alcohol with cocaine and are fucked up out of your mind.

Dude 1: Dude I just got an eightball of coke, I wish we had some liquor too though.
Dude 2: I know right, then we could get fuckin blasted!!!

by monica lewinskeet May 17, 2006

basted

The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.

Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.

by moondisog November 30, 2010