A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.
by civilwarlover123 September 19, 2016

A group event where fully errect men swing their dicks in a battle to test their sexual integrity. The last boner standing is gay.
I think Sebastian is gay, there’s only one way to find out... I challenge you all to a Battle Gayale!
by MobyRick917 May 11, 2018

by flexibile s July 4, 2018

by the josh that would have won April 20, 2021

The Chicago Bears and Washington Commanders/Commies played each other on Thursday Night Football, it was the Battle of Mid.
by thegreengardener October 15, 2022

by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004

An extremely intense competition between all the grades in one high school. Events consist of an eating contest, scooter relays, tug of war, etc. The winner receives $2,500 for their class as well as extreme bragging rights.
by Rossgbell December 2, 2017
