Alaskan Bottle Opener

When a man wraps his legs around a girld and ejaculates in her mouth and screams "I have herpies".

Jane and I had the best Alaskan Bottle Opener last night.

by Michael Ryzuk October 19, 2011

Alaskan hippy van

An Alaskan hippy van is when 2 old chicks and a random old guy find a old hippy van somewhere and the old guy shoves a hot coal into 1 of the chicks pussy and fucks the shit out of it and then takes another hot coal and puts in the other chick and fucks the shit of of her then he fucks them both in the ass and he takes all the juices and puts them in a blender to blend it up and then he puts the mixture of juices and heats it up over a fire then they all share it

Me and joey were walking home yesterday and some 3 old people having an Alaskan hippy van that shit was fucked up

by The flaming dildo February 11, 2014

Alaskan Fitzgerald

When a girl gives you a blow job with ice in her mouth

Dude she gave me an alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock FUCKING FROZE! it was great

by Joesph Richards October 19, 2008

alastair

a super great guy!!! he is caring, cute, sweet, hot, athletic, and everything else that is good. he is very protective and shows his feelings really well. usually has bright blue eyes that are so cute you never want to look away. if he cares about you and/or loves you then you better hold on to him bc you will never find anyone as amazing as him. he is quite possibly the love of my life <3

me: I am in love with alastair and I always will be
alastair: I love you too, I would do anything for you and will always be here when you need me :)

by maybe im lying who knows November 15, 2016

alaskan hussy

When girls, usually insecure underclassmen, wear fuzzy boots or uggs and short shorts/mini skirts, even in the dead of winter. Their legs are usually perfectly tanned too, through the process of fake-baking. From the dog breed alaskan husky,suggesting these girls are no better than dogs.

Ignorant boy:Hey dude, check out that alaskan hussy. She must be freezing, but she looks hot.

Alaskan Hussy: Do you guys love me yet??

Girl who is actually wearing pants: Wow, tell that skank to put on some clothes, she looks like an Alaskan Hussy.

by directmysail December 6, 2009

alaskan banana boat

Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole

I gave her an alaskan banana boated her so hard it didnt thaw for three hours

by water bottle3 September 7, 2012

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010