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major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
by camrylong November 26, 2017
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Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.
‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron
by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018
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Clout award

An award typically in an academic or work setting, that is granted to the most inoffensive candidate. In contrast to a typical award that is given to the most qualified candidate. Or to a candidate that better fits a predefined quota (hint: minorities). Or to the candidate who is willing to pay a fee (hint: scams).
Clout award's usually have no inherit value, due to having no real standards. On the surface they may appear to be prestigious, but behind the smoke and mirrors they mean squat.

They're the middle child of meaningless awards, with the younger being participation medals and the older being a Nobel peace prize.
"Why did Shaniqua, of all people in our Comp Sci class get the STEM nomination?" -Hwong Too
"It's not actually worth anything, it's just a (clout award)." -Johannes Schmidt
by With or without a hard 'r'? January 20, 2019
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Pooner Awareness

Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings
" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"
by trojun April 15, 2019
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Baseball Awareness Month

september celebrates awareness for all the monster dingers us baseball players hit. so go out and smack one over the fence will ya.
this month is baseball awareness month!
by andrew’s famous definitions :) September 15, 2019
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Trains Awareness Week

Trains Awareness Week: the week after Trans Awareness Week
A: hey, when's Trains Awareness week
B: next week

A: Sweet!, fucking love trains
by Umidk172 November 17, 2020
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Hyper Awareness Syndrome

Someone who is acutely aware of their situation, surroundings, position in life and or location.

Sufferers may display high sensitivity to their living situation and surrounding environment and in severe cases may display bouts of eccentricity, unbridled emotions, anxiety, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, existentialism, depression, a lack of a motivational drive, and a lack of fulfillment.
The patient in the mental ward who displays heightened awareness of their surroundings and position in life is suffering from H.A.S. (Hyper Awareness Syndrome). They are being given anti-depressants and therapy to help them cope and deal with their nihilistic and existentialist fueled trauma.
by PopulousMaster July 25, 2021
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