A lamp in the shape of a leg.
Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
by camrylong November 26, 2017
Get the major award mug.An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.
‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’
‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’
‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’
by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018
Get the Darwin Award mug.An award typically in an academic or work setting, that is granted to the most inoffensive candidate. In contrast to a typical award that is given to the most qualified candidate. Or to a candidate that better fits a predefined quota (hint: minorities). Or to the candidate who is willing to pay a fee (hint: scams).
Clout award's usually have no inherit value, due to having no real standards. On the surface they may appear to be prestigious, but behind the smoke and mirrors they mean squat.
They're the middle child of meaningless awards, with the younger being participation medals and the older being a Nobel peace prize.
Clout award's usually have no inherit value, due to having no real standards. On the surface they may appear to be prestigious, but behind the smoke and mirrors they mean squat.
They're the middle child of meaningless awards, with the younger being participation medals and the older being a Nobel peace prize.
"Why did Shaniqua, of all people in our Comp Sci class get the STEM nomination?" -Hwong Too
"It's not actually worth anything, it's just a (clout award)." -Johannes Schmidt
"It's not actually worth anything, it's just a (clout award)." -Johannes Schmidt
by With or without a hard 'r'? January 20, 2019
Get the Clout award mug." say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"
by trojun April 15, 2019
Get the Pooner Awareness mug.september celebrates awareness for all the monster dingers us baseball players hit. so go out and smack one over the fence will ya.
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Get the Trains Awareness Week mug.Someone who is acutely aware of their situation, surroundings, position in life and or location.
Sufferers may display high sensitivity to their living situation and surrounding environment and in severe cases may display bouts of eccentricity, unbridled emotions, anxiety, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, existentialism, depression, a lack of a motivational drive, and a lack of fulfillment.
Sufferers may display high sensitivity to their living situation and surrounding environment and in severe cases may display bouts of eccentricity, unbridled emotions, anxiety, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, existentialism, depression, a lack of a motivational drive, and a lack of fulfillment.
The patient in the mental ward who displays heightened awareness of their surroundings and position in life is suffering from H.A.S. (Hyper Awareness Syndrome). They are being given anti-depressants and therapy to help them cope and deal with their nihilistic and existentialist fueled trauma.
by PopulousMaster July 25, 2021
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