Asspark

Verb__Reverse parking. (Not to be confused with the 'noun' which is where homo's have picnics. )

"take the truck out the gate and asspark it in neighbours driveway"

by Danks January 19, 2018

assertain

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.

A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019

Asspreciate

When you appreciate a nice ass. An ass worth appreciation. The kind of ass that all genders admire regardless of sexual orientation.

Look, there goes Ashton. She is definitely asspreciated.

by Daddyg98 April 12, 2019

asspartame

Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.

Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

asspirin

A special form of acetylsalicylic acid that you ingest to help reduce aches caused by the a**holes in your life, and/or to help you to better deal with anyone who is a royal pain-in-the-a**.

I wonder if asspirin could also help relieve the smarting pains of humiliation you'd feel if you'd unwittingly made a total jacka** of yourself in public???

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

assprehension

Assprehension is when you're not quite sure what's about to come out of your own ass.

Dude, I had a bad case of assprehension before I ripped ass.

by Fah-Que Twice September 24, 2021

Assmereaing

A word used when doing something with confidence even when the rules are misunderstood

I use “assmereaing” when I play to win.

by Catkay2009 December 19, 2021