Assistmas

The few years of Christmas lunch where the parents hand over Christmas duties to their children - specifically the tiime when the parents are still making most of the food ; the handheld handover of Christmas

Thanks for the great help with assistmas this year mum

by Colbanger March 19, 2017

Assextant

A sexy assistant that you may or may not be having consensual sex with.

Hugh Jackman is rarely seen without his assextant.

by Riley Pierce December 18, 2017

Assetcs

A portmanteau of ass and the abbreviation of etcetera to form the word assets. This typical refers to a female's Ass, Breast, and Vagina

That girl's Jacket really brings out her Assetcs

by M.C Rick March 11, 2018

Assistant Stage Manager

Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director

Usually seen with the stage manager

Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal

Usually doesn't know what they're doing

Is the adopted child of the stage manager

The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager

by tired crew kid April 4, 2019

Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boy

A person at the lowest possible rank of the corporate ladder

My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy

by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021

Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009

Driving Assessor

A person that assesses how much you suck at driving. They often fail you the first time you go for your test in effort to gain an extra $55.

guy 1: That guy lost $110
guy 2: he must of seen the Driving Assessor.

by woaeyu July 8, 2011