Definitions by Colbanger

Assistmas 

The few years of Christmas lunch where the parents hand over Christmas duties to their children - specifically the tiime when the parents are still making most of the food ; the handheld handover of Christmas

Thanks for the great help with assistmas this year mum

Assistmas by Colbanger March 19, 2017

bruckle 

Having poo on your knuckle; getting a brown knuckle

"Man, I slipped a finger into that girl's bum and ended up with a bruckle."

bruckle by Colbanger March 8, 2017