bruckle

Having poo on your knuckle; getting a brown knuckle
"Man, I slipped a finger into that girl's bum and ended up with a bruckle."
by Colbanger March 08, 2017
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Assistmas

The few years of Christmas lunch where the parents hand over Christmas duties to their children - specifically the tiime when the parents are still making most of the food ; the handheld handover of Christmas
Thanks for the great help with assistmas this year mum
by Colbanger March 19, 2017
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