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Assistmas

The few years of Christmas lunch where the parents hand over Christmas duties to their children - specifically the tiime when the parents are still making most of the food ; the handheld handover of Christmas

Thanks for the great help with assistmas this year mum

by Colbanger March 18, 2017

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bruckle

Having poo on your knuckle; getting a brown knuckle

"Man, I slipped a finger into that girl's bum and ended up with a bruckle."

by Colbanger March 08, 2017

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