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Assa

Refers to a person who's done with life because of how fucked up things are. This person gives no fucks to how sad or pissed he or she makes someone. Refers to themself as an "asshole" and loves to be mean, yet some still have hearts (meaning they still believe in love) while most of them don't but they'll put on an act around people who can't handle their true pain and by doing this they can hide their emotions without ruining a simple friendship with a friend.
Man, that kid over there is such an assa.
by Please.Master.Yes.Master February 1, 2017
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Assange

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.
"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."
by Ulupna February 5, 2012
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Texas Chainsaw Assacre

This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.
I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.
by C.I.C May 1, 2009
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absafrickinmazing

An unbeliveable occurence. A euphemism for absolutely fucking amazing.
Usually used on its own. Example: If I was driving and someone cut me off I may say to myself "absafrickinmazing".
by Peter January 18, 2004
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Assange

(v). To walk whilst holding a glass of wine.
"I assanged at a 45 degree angle accross the grass."
by Ulupna February 5, 2012
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Assafaccio

Noun. Italian for "Assface".

Variations: Assafaccione

Note: It's fake Italian, obviously.
Siete un assafaccio.

Eng: "You are an assface"
by Munaf March 6, 2005
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Assafs

An Arabic family based in the Hill Area. Infamously known for creating unbelievably loud background noise during Minecraft cake wars.
Julian "Marcus I have food for you"
Marcus "Sorry JV I can't hear you over these FUCKING ASSAFS IN THE BACKGROUND"
by THE BIGGER FRASER June 4, 2019
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