pooping argument

The argument people have when they find out other people wipe their ass differently than they do.

"Everyone knows you have to stand up to wipe"
"Aww thats wrong that should be against the law everyone knows you must stay seated"
" I hate having a pooping argument with you"

by Silent do(your mom) good August 31, 2016

Treadmill Argument

An opinion driven argument that goes nowhere and solves nothing, typically religious or political in nature, made by people who only think they're correct.

Do you want to actually figure out what's wrong here, or exercise your mouth with this treadmill argument?

by Alysnwonderland May 17, 2018

Pointless argument

A pointless argument is when you argue with someone that can’t back up their argument so they either say the same things multiple times, make fun of you, or just can’t admit they are wrong.

“What are you doing?”

“Having a pointless argument with Camilo right now”
“ I hate when he argues, he can’t admit that he’s wrong sometimes”

by Dizzyboy1 April 6, 2020

Okej Arsimtare Fortnite!

This is used whenever somebody wants to tell thier teacher about the popular game "Fortnite"( is so good omg 🤤)

And you be like " OKEJJJ ARSIMTARE FORTNITE!"
This was made by baftamor ( king of beatbox and s*x)
Hii am

Hii
OKEJ ARSIMTARE FORTNITE!

by enislh July 31, 2022

Made ass arguments

Made ass arguments is a term used to refer to arguments during a debate or discussion or arguing that are actually simply arguments used for ridicule someone or shame someone, usually united with argumentative falacies and logical falacies. Made ass arguments are usually used on political and religious debates / arguings on internet, where this form of argumentation is usually normal.

I am not going to "debate" politics on internet because literally everyone just use made ass arguments on those "debates".

by Full Monteirism December 16, 2020

Martial art argument

A martial art argument is a comparison that is always terrible, usually by comparing a higher quantity of lower quality to a lower quantity of a higher quality.

-"My cousin is a soldier and he shot fifty men in combat last year!"
="Enough with your martial art argument, John, his fifty kills were armed with rocks and sticks only"

by MisterJohnDoe September 17, 2021

One-dimensional argument

An argument; whether that may be scientific, mathematical, or a general disagreement whereby an individual only provides one viewpoint and gives no further perspective on said point - especially when it comes to research articles and professional works.

The work done by Professor James Rick was nothing but a one-dimensional argument preaching about how the earth is not flat.

by YEツEpicnation November 3, 2022