Archie

Cooler than: Griddia
Cooler than: Big Sam
Cooler than: Little Sam
Cooler than: Erin Smelly Malik
Cooler than: Nathan Sexy Isherwood
Cooler than: Stinky Idiot Molly (Moudly)
Cooler than: Emo Maiya
Cooler than: Christian Cutie Eccles
Cooler than: Standing Up Adam
Cooler than: Fin (The Fucking GOAT)
Cooler than: Kathleen (Spewns Sugarr)

Archie is the fucking GOAT bro. You wish that you knew him

by Guy With Legs February 5, 2024

archie

Big bum dosser that’s shit at clubs

Archie is a gayboy LOL

by Coopdag April 6, 2023

Dirty Archie

When 5 Guys are having a wank In front of each other and nut all over each other.

Person 1: Hey didn't they do a dirty archie?

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023

Archie

The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.

WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.

Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023

Archie

A rare type of find. A diamond.

Through all the pressure Archie shines like a diamond

by RapidRabbit January 18, 2023

Archie Fullegar-Hay

A Celebrity in the hills of North Yorkshire.
What is he known for?

His meme page Calculons…
GO SPAM HIS NAME IN THE COMMENTS!!!
Hes also pedo

Archie Fullegar-Hay Touched My Child

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Archis

The sexiest bastard you'd come across. He's great at art, the next LEONARDO DIVINCI in the making. He's Indian so he's always horny and has a thing for brown boys with down syndrome, better lock your windows and doors

Yoooo he's an Indian but cool at the same time?? That's impossible, Indian + cool don't go together, he must be an Archis

by Kohnftug February 16, 2023