anal candle

When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)

(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"

by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021

Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

anal bumcover

During an episode of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery mispronounced the category of "An Album Cover" by saying "Anal Bumcover" Suck it Trebek

I'll take Anal Bumcover for 800

by awesome77 December 28, 2005

anal tapestry

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

by breakingbad December 27, 2012

anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures

Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.

by KPVA February 18, 2010

anal speedbump

See: hemorrhoid

I was about to corn-hole this bitch, but I couldn't seem to overlook the numerous anal speedbumps

by 4tran4 January 23, 2011

Anal Creek

Anal creek means you are having a bad time or a shit day. Anal Creek is also a place where shit goes down. Can be used in a sentence such as ("I am down in the dumps") "I am down in anal creek"

I am down in anal creek.
I am having such an anal creek of a day.

by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015