When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.
Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.
Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.
Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.
by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022

"Change the subject Stan."
"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"
"They're my sisters Stan!"
"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"
"They're my sisters Stan!"
by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

by KoroOW February 7, 2018

by gobeldigook August 22, 2023

by arandomperson13 July 5, 2020

Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg
Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"
by VincentVanDiesel March 14, 2024

by Main nugget May 5, 2019
