Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

leave me alone

when you want someone to get the fuck away from you, you usually say something that has to do with "leave me alone". usually dded with a curse word such as fuck or many others

leave me the fuck alone

by Iain April 7, 2004

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 5, 2009

alondraa

She's loyall ,she has really nice boobs she's is SEXY!! And you'll never forget her face and she is smart she has a lot of haters.

Omy god alondraa has a lot of haterss

by thissomeoneguysss February 16, 2017

AloneSword

the first person to eat 800 million swords in a day and is a legendary roblox player and his name is kinda rare.

AloneSword is epic

by anonymous August 14, 2021

all alone

To be all alone when you realize that you are becoming a nuisance to others and you have always been by yourself,

When you had friends to begin with but end up with none in the longrun

David: “You know that kid Christian?”
Ryan: yeah I know the kid what about him?”
David:” I kinda feel bad for him he’s all alone”

by Røckfish Sålåde January 24, 2019

Leave Britney Alone

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007