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Almasmafor

Iranian Rapper
Almasmafor to be a Iran's first-generation rappers.
Almasmafor
by Almasmafor February 13, 2022
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Almast

an annoying girl who is addicted to instagram and snapchat
Your an almast
by Annoying Kid that has media March 10, 2022
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Almond cookie

A character from the well known South Korean game franchise known as “Cookie run

He is well known for his supposed ““sex appeal”” and has a large fan base of horny simps mostly made up of 13 year old girls on Tumblr and Tik Tok
Person A: “Oh my god! Just look at Almond cookie he looks so hot! *fangirl noises*”

Person B: “What isn’t he like 4 times older than you?”
by Falsewasthere June 25, 2022
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Allosexual

A person with a fetish for swallowing metal in bed
Breeze: Did you hear that Elend married Vin?
Sazed: That makes sense, I think. Vin likes to swallow metals in bed, and Elend is an Allosexual.
by MrHiTech January 18, 2023
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Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.
She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.
by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017
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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏
by 1234Life July 4, 2022
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