Albert Einstein High School (AEHS) 

Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.

J:Hey what school do you go to?
E:Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)
J:Oh cool the arts school.

Albert Einstein High School (AEHS) by Fatrstankboy October 14, 2012

Albert Pujols 

Inventor of baseball.

Sven: "Albert Pujols sure is good at baseball."
Gary: "Of course he is. He invented it, you goddamn jackass."

Albert Pujols by Badassassin October 9, 2008

Albert Einstein 

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.

"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"

Albert Einstein by gravy666 February 11, 2008

Albert/Flamingo 

A demon gremlin taking the form of a person and is also using youtube to try and get people to follow his satanic influence.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new Albert/Flamingo video?
Person 2: Yes it was demonic.

Albert/Flamingo by HogRider1234 December 30, 2021

Albert Einstein's brother 

An extremely ugly man.

CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?

FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?

CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.

FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!

Albert Einstein's brother by Stuck Up Bitch July 9, 2006

Albert Docking 

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

Albert Docking by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

Albert Hitler 

He's the heir of der Führer

fuck me albert hitler

Albert Hitler by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017