Albanian Gang Bang

When mad Albanian's run a train on a single girl.

"You Bro, did you hear Tony is bringing that slut over tonight"

"Word we going to have a good ol fashion Albanian Gang Bang!"

by Mr.GPumpkin January 5, 2012

Albanian plunger-cake

when a guy clogs a toilet while taking a shit and the girl unclogs it with a plunger while riding it and while simultaneously giving the guy head

Guy #1: yo what'd you do last night?

Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake

Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite

by george34567890 November 23, 2011

albadrits

a big ugly flying monster!!!!!!!!! its a sheep with 12 legs, claws instead of hooves, wings, an eagles head, and they prey on little kids that don't listen to their parents. oh yeah and they make a very scary screetching noise.

when you don't listen to your parents when you are playing outside and you don't want to come in... your parents will yell hurry up theres an albadrits coming... really fucking scary!!!!

by mdawg21 January 8, 2010

albas

An excessively awesome and majestic man who melts all the ladies with his luscious eyes and makes the men weep for what they cannot have, since he is so sexy that they all turn gay.

I saw Albas today and realized how small my penis really is.

by Guesswho? July 29, 2004

albany steamer

like the cleveland one but when u shit on a girl's chest, u also cum, piss, n vomit too.

I gave that bitch the albany steamer last night.

by Big Dick Dudley February 25, 2008

Jessica Alba

A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.

I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...

by Van De Brink April 12, 2007

jessica alba

An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.

Have you seen Jessica Alba's new movie? Her performance was like watching a train wreck.

by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007