Adolf Scoica

Adolf Scoica Is the Ruler Of Laplandish Empire

-Have you heard about the new ruler of lapland Adolf Scoica?
-Yes I have!

by Scoics February 9, 2023

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)

- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!

by horny cucumber May 25, 2022

Adolf Tittler

A dude that touches way too many tiddies

Yeah, James is Adolf Tittler, he touched more than 12 tiddies today

by hackmaschin-3000 January 1, 2024

Adolf shitler

When you link some one in a bathroomroom while someone else is shiting in the bathroom. The victim is gassed with shit fumes.

Bro Linda adolf shitlered last night

by Usbendidj August 13, 2025

Adolf Rizzler

Not to be confused with the Rizzler or Adolf Hitler, an Adolf Rizzler is someone who commands a respectable amount of rizz (charisma), but who uses said rizz for deplorable reasons.

Person 1: "Frank is literally the Adolf Rizzler of my life, I fight a constant battle against him, but he keeps turning my friends against me."
Person 2: "Holy shit, they just hit the South Tower!"

by Ronlad Reneag January 31, 2025

Adolf Jerzy

Adolf Jerzy the first and last leader of the U.E.S (United Essex States) was a generous and kind man that rose to power in the late 2020s. He sparked a rebellion against the British government which was seen as a failing government which gave Jerzy the idea of liberating the UK. During his leadership of the U.E.S, he made countless of diplomatic friends such as Barry Lumensky who was Jerzy's closest diplomatic friend in the trying times of the U.E.S.

Adolf Jerzy later passed away at age 78 from stage 4 cancer which saw his glories empire come crashing down. He was buried in his home town of Tarnobzeg in Poland where he is constantly being remembered for the actions he took and his caring heart.

Person 1: "Hey Adolf Jerzy was a pretty nice guy back then"

Person 2: "I mean yeah, despite the bad first name"

Barry Lumensky: "You gentle men talking about my friendo Jerzy? He certainly was the best friend and leader the world has ever seen, I still miss him"

by Panzer V June 4, 2022