Textual Addiction

Addicted to texting someone, either sexual or normal texts.

" OMG! My phone bill had 10,000 texts on it!!"
" Umm I think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab..."
Cue Dr. Phil....

by Textpert September 27, 2009

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Sugar Addict

One who is addicted to mainly snorting/inhaling sugar or powdered sugar

Bro! I only had to snort a gram of sugar and now I’m a sugar addict!

by RMcC832 December 25, 2021

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Cringe Addiction

When a person repeatedly watch cringe memes to the point where they cannot feel pain or breathe

John died of a Cringe Addiction a few years back

by AdamoTheGiant March 30, 2021

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Subscription Addiction

The need to subscribe to every SAS (software as a service). Each time thinking it will make your company / life succeed.

Mary's subscription addiction quickly mounted to a $1000 per month bill and 30 application logins. We never knew what service we were using for sending a basic text message anymore.

by WizKid99 March 8, 2017

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Crack-addicted

Adjective. To be highly and/or passionately addicted to something, often in a silly, yet extreme manner.

She is so crack-addicted to Hello Kitty, it's freaking ridiculous.

by electrove December 15, 2010

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V: N:An unhealthy addiction to an attractive funny Canadian. Symptoms include but are not limited to: fast heartbeat, Confusion, Laughter, Lack of focus, A Sunny disposition, increased sexual desire, insomnia, hate of silence, and a desire to laugh at fat people.

Man, I have a problem? Ya whats that? I am an ANDRUG addict, I need my fix. Man, its difficult to get over ANDRUG Addiction.

by ColoradoMike March 5, 2008

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